(this i got from an email. read on and do not tell me it is not true.)
WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE!!A store that sells husbands has just open in New York City, where a woman may choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch... you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord.the second floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and like kids.The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3: these men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking."Wow!" she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign readFloor 6: You are visitor 4,363.012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exist solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building. Have a nice day!